How is my unvaccinated kid a risk to your vaccinated one if vaccines work
I decided we need a bingo card to keep us from wanting to bang our heads against cement walls. I was going to say drinking game, but I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning. I started with an Antivaxxer one. Here are some ideas. Please add on to them!
-"TOXINZZ!!! KEMIKULZ!!!1!"-"AUTIZM!!1!" Extra points if you're autistic and they tell you how to "fix" yourself-BIG PHARMA!!-Complicated government conspiracy theory-Quotes/links to debunked or poorly done/biased study. Extra points if Wakefield/autism "study."-Source includes:-natural news-Whale.to-Mercola-Scientific evidence discarded for anecdote.-Chelation!-Links to Mommy Blog listing "proof" against vaccines. Extra if they just copy and paste without credit.-"How is my unvaccinated kid a risk to your vaccinated one if vaccines work?!"-SHEDDING!!1!
Extra points:-Calls Dr. Offit the Antichrist-Links to study that they have completely misunderstood, and which actually disproves their point.-Their sister's husband's cousin's neighbor's coworker's kid's classmate is autistic/dead/an alien because of vaccines! Gold star if they use the R-word.-Natural selection/Survival of the fittest.